The Bully Busters

chester=jevil
Wayne=Cody
Jaime=me~

*steps into alleyway*
Jaime:...HIT IT
All: Wanna cigarette? You must be joking, nothings more whacker than taking up SMOKING. Think you look rad but we know the truth, there's no lamer way to mess with your YOUTH.
Chester: Whats up baby? ChEsters the name and me and my homes, ARe SsucING THE GAMEEE
Wayne: HEY my name is Wayne here my battle cry, if I spot you smoking I'll break your thigh.
Jaime: Jaime here, let my message be clear! You don't look coll and your breath smells like bEeR...
Chester: WOAH, there Buster Brown.
Jaime: YOU BETTER CHICKITY CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU RICKETY RECK YOURSELF! *glass shattering*
Jaime + Chester: Let's go over some sick deets!
Wayne: hah! Thanks home skillet but.. for real..Guys can we jam on something for a minute? Listen, Billions of people die every year from smoking *cry* in the US alone.. *crying in 3D*
Jaime: Here's a nifty list that you can do INSTEAD of smoking: Teaching your Pup a new trick! Playing catch with your newborn cousin! And chowing down on a... steamy bowl of peas..
Stranger: Hey Kid? Want a puff?
Jaime: As if! *whistle*
All: *Continues to beat the stranger up ^^*
Chester: In conclusion...
All: Tobacco is wacko!
Chester: Till next time cool cats..