hoo hoo hahaha

(He wrapped his arms around Noob before looking up. He gazed at him for a few before moving back a bit and sliding his hands down to his waist)
(Noob lifted his hands and held him back on the waist. They both stared at each other affectionately before leaning in forward for a passionate kiss)

fluffball: ew
fluffball: another gay couple
fluffball: i wanna destroy this universe already
bacon: arent you a furry
fluffball: i didnt choose to be
bacon:
bacon: you can literally change forms
bacon: youre a god
fluffball:
fluffball: all of the other forms suck
bacon: excuses
fluffball: shut up
fluffball: this is the only iconic form i have
bacon: excuses
fluffball:
bacon:
bacon: why are we watching this through a window
bacon: i feel uncomfortable
fluffball: keep watching
bacon: i dont know why were here anymore
fluffball: were supposed to kill Noob so he wouldnt exist anymore
fluffball: and plus hes a criminal-
bacon: might that change the present time?
fluffball: yes
fluffball: but the good thing is that we wouldnt be seeing or remembering this
bacon: oh
bacon: thats a good idea
bacon: but why are we just
bacon: watching th-
fluffball: stay here
fluffball: (stands up and walks away)
bacon: uh
bacon: ok
fluffball: (runs back with a dynamite)
fluffball: (lits up the dynamite)
fluffball: (breaks the window with elbow and throws the dynamite in)
bacon: UH-
bacon: (backs up)
Noob: ?!
Atlas: Theres a dynamite in our-
Noob: (grabs Atlas and pulls out a device)
Atlas: WH-
fluffball: RUN RUN RUN (runs away while covering ears)
bacon: FLUFFBALL- YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL M-
(explosion)
bacon: eugh-..
fluffball: good morning
bacon:
fluffball: you got blasted by the shockwave onto the tree you were about to run into
fluffball: fucking idiot
bacon: YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT YOU WERE LITERALLY GONNA THROW A DYNAMITE
fluffball: it was for shits and giggles
bacon: i hate you
bacon:
bacon: (touches my head)
bacon: (looks at my hand)
fluffball: oh yeah youre bleeding
bacon: y-..
bacon: forget it
bacon: why havent we teleported back?
fluffball:
fluffball: fuck
fluffball: (runs back to the house)
(a portal was seen closing in the fog)
fluffball: FUCK
fluffball: (kicks a random debris on the ground)
fluffball:
bacon: wait..
bacon: Noob is a-
fluffball: OF COURSE
fluffball: HES ILLEGALLY TRAVELING TO DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS AND UNIVERSES
fluffball: I TOLD YOU EARLIER
bacon: oh
bacon: oh yeah
fluffball: shit-.. i dont even know where he went
bacon: you saw the portal right?
fluffball: only a glimpse of it
bacon: what did it look like
fluffball: the sky
bacon:
bacon: oh damn
fluffball: i know
fluffball: (opens a portal)
fluffball: ill try to make a device that would track him
fluffball: bacon find pieces of him that he left
fluffball: (pulls out a watch and scans the portal before setting it to a close delay)
fluffball: you only have 5 minutes before the portal closes
bacon: alright
bacon: (runs inside the broken house)
fluffball: DONT TAKE TOO LONG OR YOULL GET STUCK IN THERE FOREVER
fluffball: (goes inside the portal)
bacon: WHAT?
bacon:
bacon: never mind