“Yeah. I’m fine with it because I know they’ll probably be strong and unstoppable as adults. Because of their awesome parents..”

(NOOOO)
“Don’t worry, I told them you were out doing a bit of work as a warrior and all.. okay, they were all hyper about it and did kid stuff as their father figure went out “patrolling” and “defeating he bad guys” so they acted like they were on a patrol.. it was odd..”