Hot boy

Yo.
Jason :"oh, hey m-"*spits out his coffee*"ur HOT?!?!"
I got upgraded.
Jason :"UR FUCKING SEXY!"
can u shut up.
Jason :"y-yes sir."
Don't call me sir.
Jason :"daddy."
I'm banding u from ur phone ans the laptop
Jason :"ur not my dad."
Well, u did call me daddy wich is basically dad so....I am
Jason :"...fuck off"*walks away*
Heh.