I'm still on to you.

Ha these are good and I am not Mikey I wish I was cause people actually like him but im not

Also, your handwriting is.. suspicious. Don't mind me. I'm on to ya bud >:3

When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.” (Sorry.)

Hey, do you know where there is good reception? Oh, wait, you're living in a dumpster (I'm so sorry