But i have a spider watching over me to keep me safe 🕷️🕸️

Huh. THROW A SHOE AT IT QUICK BEFORE IT TURNS INTO A PARASITIC ALIEN AND INFECTS YOU WITH A VIRUS (lol)

There's a stoopid fucking fly in my room and it somehow can't get out, I HAVE NO FUCKING DOOR

Yup, like what an obtuse angle is after we already learned it like 4 years back

Ikr, they teach us things we already know🤣