"Actually my dad was the king of ENGLAND- uhm the cat kingdom. And he kicked out many cats that hurt him... Oh right my dad does suck..."
*curls into a ball and starts crying*
At least my dad was better than yours! And my dad sucked!
*more maniacal British laughing*
At least my dad taught me something productive, what did your dad do? Teach you how to call the butler?Mauehuhauahahah
