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comic from 4 years ago

Bacon: (wakes up) Huh..
Bacon: [IN MIND] Wh-.. why am I sweating?
Bacon: [IN MIND] Is this a sleep paralysis?
Bacon: (looks around)
Bacon: (sees the alarm clock)
Bacon: [IN MIND] Its 3 am..
(a door creaks)
Bacon: [IN MIND] Whats that?
Bacon: (looks at the door)
Bacon: [IN MIND] Why is it open?
Bacon: [IN MIND] Is someone there..?
Bacon: ..
Bacon: [IN MIND] I feel.. sleepy..
Bacon: (slowly shuts eyes and sleeps)

Alarm clock: RNING RINJING RINING RIRNEINRG!!!!!
Bacon: *wakes up* WAT
Bacon: *looks at the alarm clock* IM LATE
Bacon: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Bacon: *runs outside the room and jumps off instead of going down the stairs*
Bacon: ow
Bacon: *stands up and runs into the bathroom*
Bacon: *immediately runs out half naked with a towel after a few seconds*
Bacon: UHHHH
Bacon: *looks around frantically*
Bacon: *sprints to the dressing room while barging the door open*
Bacon: *comes back out with a cool looking business suit*
Bacon: *grabs the car keys and briefcase*
Bacon: *dashes outside the house*
*car noises vroooooom vrom vrom vrooooooooooooom*

Bacon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Bacon: *casually watching cat videos on the office computer*
Bacon: PFFRTTTT
Bacon: WHAT IS IT DOING?1!?1?
Bacon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *wheeze* HAHAHAGAGAHAGHHAGHIJ *coughing noises*
meisback12: our worst employee yet...
thatliteral: GRR
thatliteral: HES SOO NOISY
thatliteral: *covers ears*
meisback12: ugh
meisback12: i wish he will get fired
cookie_thecat0101: me to
meisback12: he might tho bc hes soo loud
ninjakat_7: yes
Questionmark3x: guys dont mind him he is just a troller
Bacon: *looks at them* hey guys what r u talking about
meisback: noting
thatliteral: ye go away looser
Bacon: oh :<
Bacon: *goes back to office place*
Bacon: *sighs* why is everyone so mean to me..
Bacon: *puts my one hand on my cheek*
(big earthquake)
Bacon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thatliteral: OMG
cookie_thecat0101: ahhhh
meisback12: ###
ninjakat_7: ?!?!?!
questionmark3x: GUYS COME TO THE ELEVATOR BEFORE THIS SKY CRAPER FALLS DOWN
(everyone runs to elevator and earthquake stop)
Bacon: whew... we are safe
Bacon: i think we can go back to our offices
questionmark3x: no lets not yet
meisback12: why?
questionmark3x: we have to get out of this bilding bc is so tall and we need to call help
everyone acept questionmark3x: oh..
(the elevator breaks)
everyone: oh no..
Bacon: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO ESCAPE
ninjakat_7: i have a idea

(they go up to elevator and go to room)

Bacon: phew we r safe
Bacon: where are we?
questionmark3x: oh idk
ninjakat_7: i think we will stay here until rescuer comes
thatliteral: im scared
cookie_thecat0101: me to
Bacon: lets just wait here
(everyone gather instead of Bacon)
Bacon: ?
meisback12: (whisper) guys i think we shuld kill bacon
thatliteral: ik
ninjakat_7: but how
meisback12: we will find a way
ninjakat_7: ok
questionmark3x: ummm.. ok
(everyone is ungathers)
Bacon: ..
Bacon: guys i think i sense another earthquake
Bacon: we have to hurry hide to a safe spot
questionmark3x: ok *hides*
Bacon: *hides*
cookie_thecat0101: *hides*
thatliteral: ugh im not listening
ninjakat_7: yeah hes a lier
questionmark3x: guys hide maybe he is not
meisback12: *hides*
(big earthquake and thatliteral and ninjakat_7 die)
bacon: oh no :(

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