Ok

Yeah it's 12 at night and I live right beside the woods where coyotes have walked past my window I ain't going out there so I'm just gonna make some movement hopefully it sees it and stays quiet

Not true
Just grab it when you see it

Yea but it's close enough I can hear it but I can't find it plus in my family killing grass hopper and crickets is bad luck

trap it and put it somewhere 😀