pf dang I don’t really have weird stories but one of mine is:

a year ago I went to some restaurant and it was way to cold inside but super windy outside. So anywho, we make the decision to sit outside with the wind and notice that it starts to get very cloudy and grey out. We assumed it was gonna rain so we opened the huge umbrella in the middle of the table. I swear to god. It was so windy that when I opened that umbrella I nearly flew away with it 😭- my mom quickly grabbed the umbrella and I sat back in my chair laughing because I could have literally just flew away for a second haha-

Why tho

Uh here's another weird story:

We went to the pool and I couldn't swim (still can't) And I am very skittish. Apparently I am so light, when my mom threw me because I liked when she did that I flew and started trying to drown myself by freaking out. Eveyone looked at us and my mom just lifted me up. I was abt 6 but y'know lolololol

Hope you fucking die

LOL
this goes in the “Sora’s weird crap” book.
Right under “Your built like a cereal box*falls asleep* and being a drug dealer with Mickey Mouse.