maybe because she’d run over all the pedestrians because she doesn’t like how they walk.

Only bc she can't drive or the police don't trust her to

If salt told paprika he had a drivers license she would probably take his drivers license, throw it off the edge of a cliff and crush it with an anvil.

Pour gasoline on the anvil, put dynamite on top of it and light it all on fire.

Paprika 💀