Hunter doing night shifts so he can hang out with moon and moonrise

Hunter :"moonrise."
Moonrise :"hm?."
Hunter :"if we were in a zombie apocalypse, and I got bit..would u shoot me?."

Moonrise :*trying to be nice*"uh- hunter no, I would let u bite me so we can be zombies together, even tho I couldn't be a zombie."

*looks at both of them* that's fucking stupid, I would blow ur fucking head off in a heartbeat, u would not survive.

Moonrise :"...."
Hunter :"wtf moon."
What- just being honest here.

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