Knife. Hands.👁👁

Op: 911 what's your emergency?
Caller:I have knife hands
Op:Excuse me?
Caller:I looked down, and my hands were knives.
Op:Your hands are knives?
Caller:Yeah.
Op:Can you put the knives down?
Caller:No, they're my hands.
Op:Alright uh where are you-?
Caller:I don't want knife hands. I can't pet my cat. I can't high five anything.
Op:it's okay sir let's work this out.
Caller:What am I gonna do be a chef? Just chop chop chop my whole life nothing but chopping. Nuh uh chop that!
Op:How did you call 911?
Caller:I called on my phone.
Op:uh-huh and how did you dial the number?
Caller:with my fingers?
Op:Okay, where are you fingers?
Caller:on my hands? OH good they're back!

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