Hunter explaining what sun and moon are and how they work

Dylan :"soo..why do they have and tongue and can eat?."
Hunter :"well, to be more human like for the kids, and do photo's with them as well, and the tongue can be used for kissing too."

Dylan :"how do u know that?."
Hunter :"no question about that!, sun is always out and at nap time, the kids are scared of moon so moon has his own corner he sits in, it's just dark in there, I help sun, especially when he gets drunk off glitter glue..but it's only at nap time so it's good."

Dylan :"how does my 19 year old brother know this??"
Hunter :"and how does my 26 year old brother not know."
Dylan :"cause I dont work for lazy animatronics."
Hunter :"hey!- sun and moon work there ass off for others, well moon doesn't but sun does?"

Dylan :"yeah yeah.mlets go to ur place and play video games."
Hunter :"uh..okay.."
Dylan :"C'mon!"
Hunter :"im driving!."
Dylan :"fine, but don't crash this time!"
Hunter :"I will crash, got it!?"
*they got in the car and drove to hunters place*

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