Original Philippines: "Uhhh becuz me not do weird stuff that make my eyes red?"

OJ: why isn’t your eyes pure red

Original Philippines: "Oh I took sabah from Malaysia it feels so good gaining a large chunk of Territorial mass... And agreed upon international offer with Indonesia some research infrastructure aid"

OJ: no I see stripes on you

Original Philippines: "I have become Stronger of powerful and better I will never taken this the power away from me..."