Smiley babeh: ohi ey fell bed fo yu (oh I feel bad for you :<)

Lil Samu: is sometink vlong? To I lok vunnyu? (Is something wrong? Do I look funny?)

Lol

Lil Samu: mi ma vased mi (my mom washed me)

Lil Samu: mi ma vased mi anl dlied mi vit a ail dluel (My mom washed me and dried me with a hair dryer)