Curch!-… *his ribs are crushed along with all of his bones. His organs are smooshed and his chest bursts open letting blood and guts come out like popping a pimple*

HOW DARE YOU, FILTHY SPOILED BRAT
*buys an old Toyota and gets driving licence in 30 seconds*
*drives over him*

Ha!… *slaps with sheathed paw*

It tore so I quickly eat half

Cat: *grabs and starts trying to take it*