omg vegan vampire ?!? (i bite pencils then throw it at my friends)

(Lol no the expiration date surprisingly is for the bottle-)

Fr tho Like the water bottle be so fckin crunchy. IDK bout u but I legit bite my water bottles like I'm a fuckin vampire

moldy water (does it even exist)

that be me when I take a bottle of water at 3 am

noo i mean- eh my stomach do hurt a tiny bit but its fine, im just scared because i forgot to ask if i can eat the cheese