Roadman Peppa Pig

It was a shi'y Sunday morning, and Pepper Spray Pig was having her cereal

"Mother give me a f**ing refill" Pepper yelled
"The f**k are you talking about. Do it yourself Pepper" Mother Pig replied
"Forget it. F**k you guys" Pepper said and ran outside

"Oh sh*t it's Pepper Spray again" said every roadman outside
"We're going to invade England" Pepper said
Everyone started laughing and yelling "Oh that's bullsh*t. That is so f**ing bullsh*t"