Top 10 Things I Would Do If I Had A Shlong:

1. Stack donuts on it.
2. Give it googly eyes.
3. Tie a bow around it.
4. Swing it around.
5. Insert it inside a cup.
6. Compare it to others.
7. (Probably) Stroke it with water.
8. Give it small hats.
9. Try sucking it.
10. Kiss it goodnight.

  Olive

Thanks for the bucket list

1 months ago   Reply

  fbw

man iw ish i could do thay too

1 months ago   Reply

  SBB/SunScream★AH

What is that

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