Never leave me alone with a box of fig newton's

I don't even like them all that much but I'd eat one and be like "these are okay, I'll have 12 more". If you offer me one I'll be ripping it out of your hand so fast your hand comes with it. Now imagine if I did something that was DESIGNED to make me go "eeeuuuggghhh this shit feels good I never wanna stop"

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