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HEY EVERYONE ITS ME PEANUT BUTTER AND TUNA SANDWICH THAT HAS EXPIRED FOR MORE THAN 33 CENTURIES I AM AT LOCAL COSTCO AT AISLE 23 VR AND TODAY I HAVE VERY SAD NEWS BUT BEFORE I SAY IT TODAYS SPONSOR IS BIG BALL CANCER SIMULATOR MOBILE ANYWAYS TODAY I WENT TO MY BARBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH BIG BOOTY CHEEKS TOES SHAKING GRANDMA FART FUNGUS
*CRIES*
LIKE I AM SO SAD RIGHT NOW
AND SHE EVEN TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T REACH 34 TRILLION 55 GAZILLION 45 MAMILLION SUBSCRIBERS BY THE END OF 72 NANOSECONDS SHE WILL SEND A NUKE INSIDE OF MY BOOTY HOLE
SO PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SEND ME SOME SUBSCRIBERS OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
WAIT WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT WHO SAID THAT

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