Late night thought

Ima be real with yall
I think ima start makin bitches sign waivers before they date me
Cause i am a fucking dumbass
Like i need guys and girls to know what the fuck their getting into
And its not good
Cause i swear i do the dumbest shit
On todays episode of what stupid shit did i do today?
So i have roller skates of my own that i rarely use anymore but want to, had those bitches on skating around my house
Went to do laundry mind you thats down in the basement and for some reason my brain decided hey
Why not be a stupid bitch and walk down the stairs in the skates it wont be hard
My cranium ended up hitting the cage in the basement thats near the stairs and i have been hearing literal static
Concussion who? Idk but
Long story short
I need to create those waivers
Better of i js need a sign that says dont date me your walking into dumbfuckery

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