*acheron just checking his mail because that’s what he does every week*

acheron: junk.. junk.. even more junk.. a portable dishwasher that can hold 326 plates? nope
*finds a peculiar letter*
acheron: huh?
“Do you mind helping us find someone in a cave? It would be great if you did! (also if you do find her you get $1.5m) Thanks! Sincerely, BlueberryMond”
acheron: where have I heard that name before?

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