You vile, despicable, backstabbing harpy! Just the sight of your smug, repulsive face makes me want to punch it in! How dare you badmouth my best friend and make such cruel, heartless comments? May you rot in the depths of hell, where no one will have to tolerate your vile existence any longer! Your soul is blacker than charcoal, your spirit more poisonous than the venom of a thousand snakes! You'll be lonely in your grave, your tombstone etched with nothing but the words 'here lies a wretched human being'. May your name be erased from all memories, and may your spirit shrivel away into nothingness! I spit on your grave, and I wish upon every star that you never draw another breath!
