Swhat?? Ams SNot an Anaconda sss zPretendingsz to sbe Hoomansz!! sNo way! Ams Prouds zAmerikansz Citisenz! Sznaeke Zaye!

How did I not see through that?

Brother the joke is that it’s the anaconda pretending to be a human, and the anaconda is covering up the sssspelling errors by saying it’s a sssspeechhh problem

I’m not it’s just that you don’t have to type that way if you have a
speech problem

Hey stop bullying smudge Gaye!!1!1!1