A puppy on a scoter rolls by and says
“More like 𝐃𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫’s dafaqatory?”
[rolls off and you never see them again]

YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO MAKE THIS JOKE!! I USED TO LOVE DE-
[You get run over by a herd of dogs and my jaw drops to the floor. This grisly sight will be forever etched in my memory]

They call you 𝐃𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫,
I call you 𝐃𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫‘s Laborator-
[Gets Ran over by heard of dogs]

I suppose it could be worse. Might pick up again come summertime, though! Since American users will have more free time.

frr, a lot of ppl are inactive now and posts are a little slower now, ppl used to post every minute/second bit now its like 10-20mins at most