Delightfully devilish, Ben

Ben says he was to purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking

Yeah..
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if..

Ben says ah superintendent chalmers, welcome Ben hopes you are prepared for an unforgettable lunchen

Well, Seymour..I made it, despite your directions..
I'm not making you do it, dw lmao