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back then life was swell until my mom fed me sauerkraut and then i got a ticket to albuquerque, the plane exploded, i crawled to the albuquerque holiday inn. Then a guy stole my snorkel and got away with it, i decided to buy some donuts, but all i got was weasels, i married and then broke up with a girl, i worked at the sizzler, cut off some guy's limbs off, took a bite out of some homeless guy's jucular vein, i hate sauerkraut.

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