Fun story: I live in an island in a island in the Philippines, now my mother owns farm land and farm animals, cuz we have a bit of Spanish blood, now I had to take care of the goats we had in our backyard farm, I had to move them outside up the hill so they can eat grass and stuff, now, this job is real messy, so a bunch of goat shit gets in my hand sometimes, and sometimes, the goats stand up and try to wrestle you down, and sometimes, they need to pee when they want to show off and wrestle you down…… I got piss all over my shirt, lol
