*takes reading glasses off to narrow my eyes at you in annoyance* I’m 67 years old, obviously. Because 67 mango mustard sigma.

*opens door to see you being a old ass man* you read the newspaper?!?!?! How fuckin old are you, dad.

*grumbles under my breath and rolls my eyes and takes a sip of my black coffee while continuing to read the newspaper*
Woah.. ur dad is unc… but he sounds funny lol

Argh, I wish you were never my dad*goes to room and closes the door hard*/jkjkj
My dad is in his 50’s and when he’s in the mood, we do a lot of hole jokes

I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT SON!! YOU KNOW MY DAD IS 42 AND HE STILL MAKES DIRTY JOKES 😡