joe the crested hungry purple bird: BROTHERS, I THINK I SEE FOOD OUT THERE BROTHERS!
flock of hungry purple birds: but general joe, we almost died last time we went on the hunt! We may get pulverized by these things!
joe: if they look tasty then count me in, i really bet they are 99% flesh. They look like chess pawns. These morsels cannot stand our WRATHHHH
rest if the flock: if you do so. We will chip at them right away.