Well, like this! You’re already making friends with me! You’re not so bad! To make other friends, maybe tell some jokes (that aren’t rude)! Or just say hello! You can follow people too! Good luck!
No problem! Oh! Let me introduce myself, you can call me Stage5diahrea, diahrea (for short), stupid dumb furry, and I’ll be telling my real name once I hit 50 followers. What can I call you?