<I barely know these abbreviations or people->

<Oh, alrighty you're so CLOSE to being able to be seeing concequences of Jail!, jk. But actually Happy Birthday, ehm if you also have questions though, ask me>

my reply to you was a joke i pulled straight out of fbw's ass
anyways yeah i'm 16 now

<HEAZyy!, also happy birthday if it is uh, your birthday, hopefully not mistaken, maybe>

<A celebration of one's Birth, yeah>

yippee!!!1!1!1!!!1!1!11!1!1 what's a birthday

(Birthda?)