Asked my boyfriend “if I was a color what would I be?”

I told him he would be blue like the summers sky. He told me as serious as ever “brown because your a piece of shit.” I swear to fucking god I’m going to kill this bitch. 💀 (Eventually he said Teal, I love him but he says some stupid ass SHIT)

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>:((

5 months ago   Reply

  Brooo (aka bruhhh) :DMEMBER...

Teal hmmm

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