I swear to fucking God if I hear a chip bag one more time ima snap!!

Every time I call my bf he fucking is eating a shit ton of chips! Every three seconds all I hear is this damn CRINKLE SOUND!! “Hey Matt what’re you eating?” “Uh chips duh?” AND THEN THE FUCKING CHIP BAG MAKES THAT SOUND!! We’ll be mid conversation and he just starts munching on these fucking chips! QUIT CHEWING SO FUCKING LOUD BRO!!! I’m gonna travel across states and beat this bitch with a chip bag if I hear this shit ONE MORE TIME!! I love him but bros fatass has to lay off the chips

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  Zimick 💙💛🩷

Ash

Eating sounds are so nasty to me I can’t even 💀

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  Ash

Zimick 💙💛🩷

This reminds me of how my friend once ate Cheetos in front of the mic…

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  Zimick 💙💛🩷

Ash

His fatass probably would love it tbh it would probably piss me off more 😭💔

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  Ash

Ash

“Its not painful, how could it be painful when my s/o literally bought a bag of chips, all for me 😛”

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  Ash

Lowkey if you DID beat him with a bag of chips i think he would love it and open his mouth to eat them

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