I'm not doing ok

FUCK YOU URBANSHADE! If you're dumb enough to try and grab the crystal this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Sebastian's shop! BAD DEALS! TECH THAT BREAKS DOWN! GUMMYLIGHT!! If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Sebastian's- YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! It's my belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit. GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WELL FUCK YOUR WIFE! YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY. Take a hike. Don't wait. Don't delay. DON'T FUCK WITH US. Or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Sebastian's shop. The only merchant that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you're a DEAD MOTHERFUCKER! GO TO HELL! Sebastian's shop! Urbanshade's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons-of-bliches in the Let-Vand Zone! GUARANTEED!

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