Checked Roman’s posts and almost cried.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR 6,1 DAWG?! That’s wild, I’m like 5,3 what the fuck is going on?! Bro could drop kick me into the stratosphere. “Oh where did Zimick go?” *just see my goofy ass flying away*

QUIT EATING MIRACLE GROW MAN!! Save some inches for the rest of us Roman!!