reasons why I'd be a great president.

all things listed are from the song Prada 2016)

-our national anthem is Britney spears
-instead of math we teach kids to dip
-there is no gender, the sex means shit
-madonna fans are the upper class
-there are no taxes
-everyone gets on ebt
-the only channel is BET
-tampons are illegal
-all sex changes are free of charge
-you can drop out of school and disrespect your parents
-our water supply is fiji
-you get free Gucci if you pop ur pussy
-ill bring my mower and cut your grass
-ill give your mother some compliments
-ill boost your step duaghters confidence

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