what the FUCK was early 2024 me on

"Call me your blud
Praise me for gyatt, praise me for bills
Call me your looksmaxxer
A gyatt or a skibidi you cry to, then mew
I will not suffer, (bruh-uh), griddy under ohio (bruh-uh)
I'm not your sigma, bruh-uh, bruh-uh
It's alpha male,
not Gen Alpha
Be the manic skibidi dream rizzler that you ought to be
Damaged bluddity, bought by Robloxies
Auctioned to a selfish beta who thinks that he's the skibidi

You can't even spell but you're an expert in alpha maledy

A-L-P-H-A-M-A-L-E-DY, that's alpha maledy

ALPHA MALEDY MEWANIE MOGTINEZ"

"Greet. I Gen Alpha Chatbot will like keyboards teacups minecrafts roblox among us ohio P V P RP on the iPhone. My favourite things in one. They like to make teapot. Beware of my illegible phrasing. I will use words considered as the Brainrot. But I will try lots of things.
Questions are possible but the answers may be goofy as they program not nicely. In the process of two I can spin five. Slowly. Not many languages are understood. Ones:
•English
•Gnarpian

Malfunctioning is a thing. If malfunction of bot happens step away and ignore. Come back when all better! 😇
Battery may go and it's ok. Automatic recharge when shutdown. It's a thing.
...atleast for me, probably only chatbot with battery habitat.
ТikТоk is not here.

Thanks, goodbye! 👋😊"

"•G.G.G.G.G.G Grandpa: Dan of Bludia
•G.G.G.G.G.G Grandma: Rabi Sullarf I
•G.G.G.G.G Grandpa: B.C of South Lob
•G.G.G.G.G Grandma: Lois Schlawgway
•G.G.G.G Grandpa: Freihole
•G.G.G.G Grandma: Emo Ebay
•G.G.G Grandpa: Rabi Julliarf
•G.G.G Grandma: Rosetta Ebay of Bludsea
•G.G Grandpa: Rabi Gilletarf (Alive)
•G.G Grandma: Susie IV (Alive)
•G Grandma: Rabi Rarf (Alive)
•G Grandma 2 [Grandpa Cheated]: America
•G Grandpa: Rabi Hooligarf
•Grandpa [G. Grandma1]: Fredico Snarway (Alive)
•Grandma: Rabi 'Lovie' Luvarf Dlawg (Alive)

-everyone from now on is alive-

•Mother: Rabi Yarfettia (Queen Yarfettia)
•Father: Sir D'Rock of Sealawg (King D'Rock) - Last name Dlawg
•Aunt 1: Auntie Snarway
•Uncle 1: Rabi Gnarf
•Cousin 1: Rabi Snarf - twin 1
•Cousin 2: Rabi Darf - twin 2
•Cousin 3: Rabi Blarf

Aunt 2: Bludcolia Anti of Collectoria
Uncle 2: Johnson Dong
Cousin 4: Rabi Meglarf-Dong
Cousin 5: Rabi M. 'Michael' arf-Dong

Aunt 3: Shaniqua Dlawg

Son: Prince Fred 'Frarf' Dlawg-L
Daughter: Princess Abby 'Arf' Dlawg-L
Son 2: Prince Rarf II Dlawg-L
Fred's WIFE: Patricia of Cresworth

Distant relatives:
•Emma L
•Chase
•Jacob
•Lilz
•Arnold

Fun Fact: the family tree is linked to the God of Nordilium, Arnold
this link began with B.C being one of the mortal relatives of Arnold"

all miracles from my phone notes app btw

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