Sometimes I hate eclipse players. (More info in description)

Today, I joined a eclipse only run! Not so bad! Until...I see everyone's trinkets. They were absolutely TRASH. one of the eclipse had the machine book (idk the name) and blue bandana, let's call this eclipse kiki. Keep in mind, kiki was the idiot. So I type in chat "nice trinkets yall..." I wasn't judging, I was just saying. And kiki comes up and replies "I'm not pro bro. Do you think everyone is pro like you?" Like, so your accepting your trinkets are...not good. So I reply "I'm not a pro either, I'm just saying I don't like those trinkets" but miss kiki wouldn't stop. She said "then don't judge our trinkets would you?" I get a little mad like a normal person would (or wouldnt) and I reply "alright buddy". Nothing, just "alright buddy" said from me. And kiki, replies like the little IDIOT she is "oh whatcha gonna do? Greif me?" I tried to stay calm so I replied "I'm not a greifer, believe it or not". And for a few floors, kiki stopped. We made it to a floor where me and kiki were doing a machine near eachother. I successfully was finishing my machine until kiki fails a skillcheck. Nothing too bad, right?...right?.....RIGHT?! NO! NOT AT ALL. twisted poppy starts chasing kiki because she missed a skillcheck, MS. KIKI LEAD TWISTED POPPY TO ME AND I SAID NUTHING. NOTHING!!! and then, I finished my machine. Kiki said " 'I'm not a greifer' then where did twisted poppy come from, huh?" I DIDNT EVEN GREIF... I WAS DOING MY MACHINE THE ENTIRE TIME. I DIDNT EVEN FAIL A SKILLCHECK!! and then, she started doing her machine again! But she didn't notice that twisted yatta was after her. And kiki didn't even try getting off the machine. When she died, she didn't know what to fcking do because she's a fcking idiot, she yelled "DUDE, WHY DID YOU BRING TWISTED YATTA TO ME.." like I did something. Maybe you wanted to get off your precious machine? Maybe don't think machines give you invincibility? Then I said "ME?" Cuz I was actually so confused. Then kiki said "yes you. Who else would there be to grief me?" So when she was leaving she said "I'm leaving this server and remember guys there's a greifer here." And she prob reported me. But ofc nobody believed her.

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