Well, you see 17 eons ago a long time ago in a story far far away in China a book with a page that said a really long time ago that passed away to a flashback where this guy goes ahead and sits on a hill and opens a book where he said a very very very very, very, very, very long time ago. This happened and in that story, it cuts a thought bowel which is a flashback, which is going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
