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1. It threatens the constitutional right of vegetables to remain unburgered.
2. Cheese on chicken is an affront to the ancient Pact of Poultry Purity.
3. It causes instant and unprovable allegiance shifts from cats to chickens.
4. Melted cheese is a magnet for low-flying UFOs.
5. It encourages chickens to unionize and demand tiny briefcases.
6. It creates an uncomfortable moral dilemma for mayonnaise.
7. Gravity misbehaves around particularly gooey cheese.
8. It breaks zoning laws for sandwich architecture.
9. The combination generates a low hum that annoys houseplants.
10. It’s economically destabilizing to the crouton market.
11. It produces dreams of sentient condiments plotting revenge.
12. The cheese forms a tiny, sticky embassy that refuses diplomatic immunity.
13. Chicken and cheese together violate an unwritten culinary treaty signed in 1624.
14. It causes socks to go missing at a statistically significant rate.
15. The aroma is known to make pigeons take night classes.
16. It short-circuits toasters used for very important toast.
17. It confuses vending machines into dispensing existential poetry.
18. It makes forks develop unreasonable attachment issues.
19. It amplifies elevator small talk to unbearable levels.
20. It increases the likelihood of spontaneous kazoo solos.
21. It creates a microclimate inside buns, invalidating weather reports.
22. It interferes with the narrative arcs of certain daytime soaps.
23. Cheese tends to file frivolous lawsuits when served on poultry.
24. Children may grow up believing every sandwich requires a dramatic theme song.
25. It violates the dietary guidelines of some very particular goblins.
26. The bun becomes jealous of the cheese’s charisma.
27. It trips ancient sandwich-detecting runes etched into picnic tables.
28. It attracts flies with degrees.
29. The combination is an endangered species in alternate timelines.
30. It confers temporary telepathy to overly confident condiments.
31. Slices of cheese have been observed forming conga lines on chicken.
32. It causes innocent napkins to commit acts of heroism.
33. The flavors field an objection at every family reunion.
34. It makes GPS signals slightly more mysterious.
35. It converts polite nods into overly enthusiastic high-fives.
36. The layers create small economies that require microgovernance.
37. It undermines the authority of strictly vegetarian eyebrows.
38. It attracts moths that only listen to jazz.
39. It causes clever cows to stop milking on principle.
40. It awakens long-forgotten sandwich spirits that demand tribute.
41. The cheese sometimes refuses to be sliced without a notarized waiver.
42. It’s been known to summon three-minute thunderstorms confined to lunchboxes.
43. It provokes philosophical arguments about whether a burger is a sandwich.
44. It confuses vending-machine philosophers into selling socks.
45. It makes people invent improbable backstories for their condiments.
46. It encourages buns to stage midnight theater productions.
47. It creates an irresistible urge to narrate every bite in Shakespearean verse.
48. The steam creates micro-auras that clash with certain hats.
49. It’s suspected of having ties to a secret society of mayonnaise historians.
50. Children may begin addressing their pets as “Cheesy General.”
51. The cheese sometimes reports sandwich secrets to the moon.
52. It causes alarm clocks to hit snooze in solidarity.
53. It compels teaspoons to practice interpretive dance.
54. It causes parallel staircases to develop slightly different opinions.
55. It makes calendars occasionally skip Wednesdays out of jealousy.
56. The combo increases the population of well-dressed pigeons.
57. It encourages too many puns at perfectly solemn events.
58. It teaches cucumbers to write bad poetry.
59. It confers a mild sense of destiny upon disposable plates.
60. It invents new conspiracy theories about bagel economics.
61. It causes minor time loops centered around finishing fries.
62. It’s the primary suspect in the Great Mustard Disappearance of ’09 (alternate universe).
63. It’s been noticed to induce interpretive eyebrow choreography.
64. It teaches spoons to hold grudges.
65. It increases the frequency of people using the word “delicious” dramatically.
66. It violates a municipal ordinance about excessive deliciousness.
67. It makes lampposts feel inexplicably judged.
68. The aroma migrates into classical music and refuses to leave.
69. It compels stray thoughts to form flash mobs.
70. It attracts stray metaphors that refuse to be tamed.
71. It causes calendars to file for early retirement.
72. It inspires poets to write sonnets that won’t stop rhyming.
73. The cheese sometimes demands a seat on the school board.
74. It causes blurred lines between brunch and heroism.
75. It produces subtle political opinions in cutlery.
76. It makes cereal jealous of savory attention.
77. It corrupts the innocence of picnic blankets everywhere.
78. It creates a small pocket of forever-spring under your table.
79. It teaches ants the art of passive-aggressive note-leaving.
80. The sauce starts composing rhapsodies in B-flat.
81. It causes local clocks to run slightly optimistic.
82. It makes umbrellas consider early retirement.
83. It increases the odds of spontaneous karaoke by 3.7% (trust me).
84. It trains houseplants to hold grudges and tiny signs.
85. It causes polite thunderstorms—only drizzle and tiny apologies.
86. It gives pigeons better fashion sense than humans.
87. The bun sometimes files a restraining order against the patty for “clinginess.”
88. It inspires philosophers to start very long footnotes.
89. It confuses fortune cookies into issuing meal advice.
90. It causes slightly dramatic exits from cafeterias.
91. It teaches napkins to recite historical facts at dinner.
92. It prompts spoons to seek celebrity status.
93. It makes elevator music decide to go solo.
94. It puts the word “supremely” in places it never belonged.
95. It encourages diners to speak in alliterations for longer than usual.
96. It triggers inexplicable urges to form neighborhood sandwich councils.
97. It causes phone batteries to feel slightly more ambitious.
98. It gives seagulls a sense of mission and sartorial confidence.
99. It makes the sentence “Do you want fries with that?” sound like a prophecy.
100. It’s simply too charming for laws to contain — the only true crime is not sharing.
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Thought about you way too much, much, much, much, much
Over overthinkin' us, us, us, us, us (ooh-ooh)
'Cause you been so outta touch
You coulda had my love, but you been so outta touch
Monday, I was dreamin' 'bout ya
Tuesday, I was waitin' near the phone
Two days, wasn't hearin' from ya
Yeah, what can I say? Oh, baby, I was gettin' bored
Thursday, I was losin' interest
Friday, you were out there in the cold
Weekend, you already missed it
I was movin' on 'cause you were movin' too slow
'Cause sometimes I'm alone
Stare out my window
And the moon makes you seem close tonight
But you been so outta touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Thought about you way too much, much, much, much, much
Over overthinkin' us, us, us, us, us
'Cause you been so outta touch
You coulda had my love, but you been so outta
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Thought about you way too much, much, much, much, much
Yeah, you went and messed it up, up, up, up, up
'Cause you been so outta touch
You coulda had my love, but you been so outta touch
First, you're gonna say you're sorry
Promise you won't do it anymore
Come up with a different story
Yeah, what can I say? Say somethin' I ain't heard before
I'm too fun to waste my time
Too young to waste one night
So here comes some good advice
If I ever call again, don't press ignore
'Cause sometimes I'm alone
Stare out my window
And the moon makes you seem close tonight (whoo)
But you been so outta touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Thought about you way too much, much, much, much, much
Over overthinkin' us, us, us, us, us
'Cause you been so outta touch
You coulda had my love, but you been so outta
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch (ah-ah)
Thought about you way too much, much, much, much, much
Yeah, you went and messed it up, up, up, up, up
'Cause you been so outta touch
You coulda had my love, but you been so outta touch..................................................................................................................................................................
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