OSIAN S3 EP 9: “Combined”

(OSIAN
GBS
Dead Head
Strawberry Jam
Pepporoni Jr
1000
Circle)
GBS 1:this is so boring.
1000(muffled):not as boring as YOU.
GBS 2:gasp! That’s….ok, true for GBS 1,
GBS 1:hey.
GBS 2:But for me, NO.
Pepporoni Jr:dude, that’s not true, you are the most bland character, excluding strawberry jam and dead head.
Dead Head:offense.
Strawberry Jam:my, an attitude.
OSIAN:blah blah blah.
Circle:what are we arguing about?
OSIAN:the
Circle:what
Pepporoni:hello guys, can I tell y’all smth?
OSIAN:its time-
Pepporoni:for the elimination! Dumb Bit-
Pepporoni:we got 0 votes for the 10th time in a row, don’t worry, I have an idea,
Pepporoni:TIEBREAKERRRRR!
Pepporoni:stay on the platform, go.
Dead Head:I’ll just walk it, they’re gonna make themselves fall off eventually.
GBS 1:stupid.
GBS 2:YOUR THE STUPID ONE GURL.
(GBS 1 + 2 start fighting like 6 years olds and fall off)
GBS:AHHHHHHH….
Dead Head:where does that go?
Pepporoni:the endless pit.
Dead Head:…
Dead Head:ok.
Pepporoni:your next challenge is Potato Tag
Pepporoni:somebody will have a potato and your goal is to snatch it from them, the person who has the potato by the time I’m bored wins, go!
OSIAN:NO
Pepporoni:just like that one time I saw you-
OSIAN:ok I love this challenge, don’t ever talk to me again.
Strawberry Jam:wait, this is my last episode with immunity!
Strawberry Jam:oh…guess I have to do it the EVIL WAY.
Pepporoni Jr:GRUGH!
Pepporoni Jr:really, I get it first?
(Pepporoni Jr gets crushed by the potato)
Circle:I got this in the bag.
(Circle runs away)
OSIAN:GET HIM! HE HAVE POTATO!
(BFDIA 1 chase scene but with all contestants of OSIAN)
(Circle trips)
Circle:0o0
1000(muffled):end of the line circle.
Circle:where’s the line?
(1000 grabs it and runs away)
Strawberry Jam:there you are.
1000(muffled):I bet I could shatter you in 2 seconds,
(Strawberry Jam tears 1000 into pieces)
(Slience)
OSIAN:got it!
(OSIAN runs)
(Circle, 1000, and Pepporoni Jr get recovered.)
1000:>:[
Dead Head:RUNRUNRUN!!!!
OSIAN:Gotta run Gotta run.
Dead Head:got ya! You need to-
(OSIAN Kicks Dead head)
Dead Head:AHHHHH…
(OSIAN Gets The Potato Again)
OSIAN:Yes!
(Circle gets it)
Circle:woohoo!
(OSIAN gets it, and they have a war)
(1000 gets it)
(1000 runs)
OSIAN:AFTER HIM!
Pepporoni Jr:ugh…I’ll never win this challenge..
Strawberry Jam:what’s wrong little man?
Pepporoni Jr:whatthefuck, what did you call me,
Strawberry Jam:roll credits, anyways, I called you Little Man.
Pepporoni:I AM NOT LITTLE!!!!
1000(muffled):I’m so fast.
OSIAN:behind you.
1000(muffled):GOD DAMN IT.
(They keep running into a cave)
Circle:wait up…for me…ugh…
(Circle Trips)
Circle:ugh!
Circle:why can’t I keep up with their legs!
Dead Head:no time to talk, we gotta go!
Circle:fine,
(They both run into the cave)
(Pepporoni Jr also runs into the cave)
1000(muffled):phew, I’m behind this rock, hopefully OSIAN won’t find me here.
OSIAN:hello,
1000(muffled):OOF!
OSIAN:gotcha!
(OSIAN runs but runs into a wall and turns grey)
OSIAN:wait! Maybe I can Camoflauge!
(OSIAN is Sneaky sneaky)
Pepporoni Jr:I can still see the potato.
OSIAN:NOOOO!!
(Pepporoni Jr has the potato)
Pepporoni Jr:hehehe…
Circle:THE POTATOS WALKING! AFTER IT!
Pepporoni Jr:What? Whatever.
(They all run out of the cave)
Strawberry Jam:Hehehe
(Strawberry Jam Grabs Circle and throws it at OSIAN and Dead Head, causing Dead Head to trip and OSIAN to die.)
Dead Head:OSIAN! Are you ok?
Dead Head:…
Dead Head:hello? Is he dead?
1000(muffled):does it look like it?
Dead Head:ok that’s true, let’s go!
(They continue running)
(OSIAN gets recovered)
OSIAN:WAIT UP!
(OSIAN grabs onto circle and becomes purple)
Circle:WHAT
Circle:GET OFF ME!
(OSIAN and Circle Fight)
(Pepporoni Jr runs to the desert)
(The Rest Follow)
Pepporoni Jr:hehehe, they won’t find me-Oof!
(Pepporoni Jr Trips ON a rock)
Pepporoni Jr:Ouch!
Pepporoni Jr:I can still get to it!
OSIAN:hey Pepporoni jr, i hate to tell you this but there’s 24 rocks here, your gonna have to go through them all!
Pepporoni:oh come on!
1000(muffled):yes, I got it!
(OSIAN tears 1000 apart)
OSIAN:yes! I got it now!
(OSIAN Burns)
OSIAN:AHHHHHH…
Circle:oops.
Circle:I could go for 24 rocks right now.
(Circle eats them all)
Circle:MMM! 24!
Strawberry Jam:hey circle.
Circle:yuh?
Strawberry Jam:watch this!
(Strawberry Jam gently punches circle but he dies)
Strawberry Jam:oop, I did not expect that.
Pepporoni Jr:I got through them all!
Pepporoni Jr:oh goodie!
(Strawberry Jam steps on Pepporoni Jr)
Dead Head:GASP!
Strawberry Jam:there is 2 of us, and 4 of my GUNS!
(Dead Head throws all the guns)
Dead Head:let’s not…try and fight, let’s enjoy it!
Strawberry Jam:pff.
(Strawberry Jam Shatters)
Dead Head:got it!
Pepporoni:ok I’m bored, let’s see who wins,
Pepporoni:ok dead head wins!
Dead Head:Yay!
Pepporoni:so uh…viewers!
Voting Style:Eliminate
[O] to vote OSIAN
[1] to vote 1000
[C] to vote Circle
[PJ] to vote Pepporoni Jr
Pepporoni Jr:vote to eliminate! Whoever has the most votes will leave, see you next time!
Note:you can’t actually vote on this combined episode, if you want to vote, go to OSIAN S3 EP 9c.

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