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Dan: sighs Dan: ? Why he picks up Phoneguy1000 Dan: Welp! Where does he? Live? Oh I KNOw been a Him Home

*head hits the ground so hard it knocks me out*

*turns normal and falls to the ground*

Me: THAT'S IT YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST MAKING ME FEEL WORSE ABOUT MYSELF I'M KILLING MYSELF IT SO BYE