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Samantha : ehh ima kinda good for huggin cuz im soft and squisheh chaild. *smiles and pats u* bleh. // me : tellllllll meeee *turns into pupper and does puppy eyes* tellll mweeeeeee *tail wags*

Me: -hugs Samantha because I need affection- Peter: you don't want to know -crosses his arms-

Samantha : hush demon chaild *paps u* suffer leh deadly papppsssss // me : calm down chub chub child *pats peter* what did u say..? I couldnt understand the last part

Me: huehuehue. Samantha do you have lady boners for Pete. Peter: shut up! Блядь!!