Teen Jeff: oh *hic* god... // Jeff: <:'T

Jeff: uh are you ok? // Teen jeff: I'm *hic* fiiiine

Teen Jeff: *hic* *covers mouth*... // Jeff: *eats some kitty cookies*...

Teen Jeff: wait!!! *Drinks alcohol* // Jeff: *drinks apple juice*

Teen Jeff: *kisses you*~ // Jeff: h-hey g-g-get of m-me!