Draw a pika chu using thunderbolt, call me eggs!

Pikaaaa.......CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When ita double battle while I have legendary or mythical pokemon be like:

Level 80 Arceus and Level 70 Mew I choose you
Arceus: ahh the f**King trainer noob and has Charizard And Raichu and charizard is level 67 level and Raichu is 81 level
Mew: yeah i-
Noob trainer: Raichu used Thunder Ball
Mew has fainted

Me: WHAT THE??
Me: ok Alolan Raichu I choose you
Noob trainer: wait what how?
Me: idk Noob
Noob Trainer: ok come back Raichu and Kyogre I chose you
Kyogre: ez they are noob
Arceus: shut your up kyogre your level is 59?!
Kyogre: oh
Me: Arceus comes back
Me: Mega Venusaur I choose yo
Noob trainer: OK I going die your a pokemon champion