Oregonian Powers Full

Prologue: 2021

My name is Oregon, and I am a independent country. Let me introduce myself. I was a happy US state bordering Washington, Idaho, California, and Nevada. Well, I was flooded with images of balkanized North America. So that's how it begins.

Chapter 1: Independence

In 2023, I tried gaining independence from the US. It failed. I tried again in 2024, 2 times on 2026, and now it's 2029, and it's time to gain independence once and for all. I told US, "Hey, dummy!" US said, "Mexico! How dare you call me a dummy!?" I dashed fast enough to rip his stomach and gain independence. "𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗢𝗡!!!" US shouted. I was happier than when I was part of the US.

Chapter 2: Washington

I was bored. Meanwhile, Mexico finally heard what the US said. "I did not call you an idiot!" Mexico said. "Liar! This is War!" US said. They were ready for war. Mexico pushed to California. But the US pushed back. The US only got Baja California, Baja California Sur, Sonora, and Chiuaua. Washington wanted independence from the US also. I helped him gain independence.

Chapter 3: Annexation

Me and Washington are now independent. In 2031, we tried annexing Idaho, but failed. Later that year, I tried again, and succeeded. We annexed part of Montana. In 2032, Puerto Rico turned from a territory to a state, Canada annexed Bermuda, taking it from its previous owner, the UK, and Quebec gained independence from Canada.

Chapter 4: Vancouver

Me and Washington were bored. We wanted to annex Vancouver Island, taking it from its previous owner, Canada. We did it! I had the west side, and Washington had the east side. We have a plan to create Cascadia. Me, Washington, British Columbia, Yukon, and Alaska would unite into one eco-friendly country.

Chapter 5: Plan
In 2035, I began the plan to create Cascadia. I first begged British Columbia. "Yes, Oregon?" British Columbia said. "I am making Cascadia," I said. "Do you want to be part of it?" "Sure!" British Columbia said. One Cascadian, two not. Yukon was sledding and he crashed into me. "I am sorry!" I said. "It's okay," Yukon said. "But be careful next time." "Be in Cascadia!" I said! "Okay!" Yukon Said. I have Alaska left.

Chapter 6: Cascadia

Alaska was also sledding, so I was careful, like Yukon said. When Alaska stopped, he replied, "Yes?" "Want to be part of Cascadia with me, Washington, British Columbia, and Yukon?" I said. "I sure want to!" Alaska said. We signed the Declaration of Cascadian Unification, and Cascadia began, with Kate Brown as president.

Chapter 7: Twality
The Washingtonian state of Twality wants to be a Cascadian state. "Never!" Washington said. As Washington's friend, I agreed with him. "In your dreams, Twality!" I said. She dashed as fast as me when I got my independence, but she is still in Washington's stomach. She dashed faster, but it just made a few stretch marks in Washington. Twality had a better idea.

Chapter 8: Time

Twality dashed faster than the speed of light, which made her time travel to 2029, when I got independence from the US. "I found a way to travel through time," Twality said. "I will call it the Twality Effect!" Twality had a plan, to prevent my independence.

Chapter 9: Prevent

Twality went to the US and saw him talking to Mexico, who US thought called him an idiot.
"Hey US," Twality said. "Oregon called you an idiot, not Mexico. He distracted you to gain his independence. Punish him!" "Thank you, time traveler," US said. "I will punish Oregon for attempting to gain his independence." "You know I am a time traveler? Why?" Twality said. "Well, I am trying to find a way to time travel too. How do you do it?" US said. "I dashed faster than light to become a Cascadian state." Twality said.

Chapter 10: New Timeline Independence

Back at my time, Me, Washington, and Alaska were in US' stomach, and Yukon and British Columbia were in Canada's stomach. Twality returned to my time, and I planned for my independence. I grabbed Texas' gun and shot holes in US' stomach. Me, Washington, California, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, and Vermont gained independence.

Chapter 11: Alternate Timeline Cascadia

Me and Washington were bored. "I have a plan." Washington said. "What?" I said. "Create Cascadia." Said Washington. "British Columbia! Yukon! Alaska!" I said. "Yes?" They said. "Let's make Cascadia!" I said. "Yeah!" They said. Meanwhile, California annexed Nevada, taking from its previous owner, the US, and Texas annexed Oklahoma, taking it from its previous owner, the US. The Declaration of Cascadian Unification was signed, by all of us, and Cascadia began with Kate Brown as president.

Chapter 12: World War 3

In Pearl Harbor, an atom bomb that was from Japan, who annexed Sakhalin, taking it from its previous owner, Russia, exploded, destroying the thing. Japan, Germany, and Italy became friends, and challenge US to war. We wanted Cascadia to join the war, so Cascadia was in the war. Russia wanted to help the US. He said yes, but annexed parts of Russia to touch him. 8 years. The war lasted 8 years.

Chapter 13: Unification

593 years after World War 3, World War 4 happened. 285 years after World War 4, World War 5 happened. Then All of North America united, creating the United States of North America (USNA). 183 years after the unification of North America, the USNA and the United States of South America (USSA) united, creating the United Continents of America (UCA). 673 years after the unification of the USNA and the USSA, Every country on the planet united, creating the Republic of Earth.

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