Kai: Jiqruen! Now hands off!! *crying a little*

*hits Kai*
WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME?!
"KAI"?!?!

Kai: *small gasp as you knocked out a screw* oh my... *picks it up and puts it back in* there’s no need for violence and my name is Kai.

*hits Kai*
WHATS YOUR NAME!?!?!!!!

Kai: Yes it is sir-